Computing for Idiots

 Welcome to this corner of the web. Today, we embark on an epic adventure in the mysterious world of BIOS/UEFI . Yes, that thing that sooner or later we all have to do to format our PC. First off, what is BIOS/UEFI? Well, it’s basically the brain behind your computer’s boot process. It’s like the director of a movie, deciding who gets to appear on the screen first. But before we can start directing, we need to know how to get onto the film set. Entering the BIOS/UEFI To enter the BIOS/UEFI, you need to restart your computer. Right when it powers on, before your operating system starts to load, you need to press a specific key. This key varies depending on your computer’s manufacturer, but it’s usually F2, F10, DEL, or ESC. If all goes well, you’ll be greeted by a blue or gray screen that looks like it’s straight out of an 80s sci-fi movie. Congratulations, you’ve entered the BIOS/UEFI! Changing the Time and Language Now that we’re in, the first thing we’re going to do is make sure our

 Welcome to this corner of the web where we’re going to talk about something that scares many: installing programs on a freshly formatted PC. Yes, that thing you do when your computer is as empty as a desert and you need to fill it with the necessary tools to survive in the digital world. Part 1: The Essential Programs Before we start installing programs willy-nilly, let’s talk about the essential programs that every PC needs: Web Browser : Whether it’s Chrome, Firefox, Edge, or Safari, you need a web browser to explore the wonders (and horrors) of the Internet. Office Suite : Microsoft Office, Google Docs, or LibreOffice, you need an office suite to create documents, spreadsheets, and presentations. Antivirus : Although Windows comes with Windows Defender, you might consider installing an additional antivirus for extra protection. Media Player : VLC, Windows Media Player, iTunes, you need a media player to play music and videos. Email Program : Outlook, Thunderbird, you need an email

 Welcome to this corner of the web where we’re going to talk about something that scares many: cleaning PCs. Yes, that thing you do when you realize your computer is dirtier than your room after a party. Cleaning a PC is like doing a spring cleaning, but instead of throwing out old clothes and broken toys, you’re removing the dust and grime that have accumulated in your machine. It’s like giving your pet a bath, but without the fun of being chased around the house. Now, how do you clean a PC? Well, it’s a bit like performing surgery, but without the blood and sutures. First, you need a couple of tools: a soft cloth, compressed air, and if you’re feeling adventurous, a PC cleaning kit. Step 1 : Turn off your PC and unplug it from the power. We don’t want you to get electrocuted, right? Step 2 : Open your PC case. This usually involves removing some screws on the back of the case. If you’re faced with a maze of cables and components that looks like it’s straight out of a sci-fi movie, yo

 Welcome to this corner of the web where we’re going to talk about something that scares many: formatting PCs. Yes, that thing you do when your computer behaves worse than a child in the middle of a tantrum and you decide it’s time to start from scratch. Formatting a PC is like doing a spring cleaning, but instead of throwing out old clothes and broken toys, you’re erasing all your files and programs. It’s like pressing the reset button on your digital life. And just like with spring cleaning, you’ll probably regret it when you realize you’ve deleted something important. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Now, how do you format a PC? Well, it’s a bit like performing surgery, but without the blood and sutures. First, you need an operating system installation disk or a bootable USB drive. Then, you restart your computer, press the right key to enter the BIOS setup (yes, that thing that looks like it’s from an 80s movie), and select the option to boot from the disk or USB drive. From

Part 1: The Parts Let’s talk about the main parts of a PC: CPU (Central Processing Unit) : The CPU is like the brain of the computer. It does all the heavy lifting. RAM (Random Access Memory) : This is the computer’s short-term memory. It’s like that shopping list you make in your head when you go to the supermarket. Hard Drive : This is where all the information is stored. It’s like the closet in your room, where you keep all those things you swear you’re going to need someday.  Motherboard : This is the piece that brings everything together. It’s like the mother of a large family, trying to keep everyone together and functioning. Video Card : This is what allows you to play those video games with amazing graphics that make you forget you should be doing something productive. Part 2: Installing the Parts Now, let’s get our hands dirty and start installing them: CPU (Central Processing Unit) : Locate the CPU socket on the motherboard, lift the lever next to the socket, place the CPU in